A word is not enough to play Strafe. Is the whip really a weapon for Grandpa Park to return to youth？

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It’s never an alarm clock or a dream to wake the gentleman up, but the sound of "pa …… pa … pa" comes from the small park downstairs on time every day. Don’t think wrong, I’m talking about the whipping sound of the park uncle.

Maybe your impression of Grandpa Park is still stuck in waving his hands and gesticulating with Tai Ji Chuan, or bumping into a tree without a word, but in fact, the uncles have already played Strafe.

Bend your waist, get angry, shake your wrist, whip and smack!

If AJ is a sharp weapon for bar hipsters to pick up girls, then this action of dumping Strafe is the only way for park grandfathers to return to youth and win their aunt’s eyes. The weak life lasts for three seconds instantly.

It is said that men are addicted to military weapons because weapons are an extension of men’s penis.

The children who set off the cannon proved their heroism in the explosion of confetti, blue smoke and guns, even though they were powerless.

This tried-and-true method has also been awakened from the memory of the aging grandfathers. Of course, setting off firecrackers is illegal in some places, but the sound of whips is comparable to firecrackers.

With the help of whipping, grandfathers can also look for the lost glory, and whipping is the last aphrodisiac for the old guns who are not satisfied with the old age.

Imagine, when you pass by a park or a small forest on a dark night, suddenly your back is cold, followed by a loud explosion, and countless sound fragments split the wind, swishing past your ears, leaving tinnitus bursts.

At first glance, I thought it was thunder, but when I looked intently, it turned out that an uncle was swinging his whip in the street with his head held high, his wrist shook and his whip snapped.

I can’t beat it, but I dare to make a detour when I hit it, and I am afraid that a few meters long whip will be drawn on me.

In order to prove that this is not my personal fear, Shangjun interviewed a wave of people on the spot-

"The last time I was almost swept by the uncle’s whip in the community, it was really a little bit. The wind brought by the whip tip was close to my face and I almost peed."

"Let’s just say that the lawn in the small park has never been mowed properly since there was a whip. After all, it was bald by the whip."

"I just want to know if the sound of grandpa’s whip can overwhelm aunt’s square dance horn?"

△ Whipping a whip instead of firecrackers is good, festive and environmentally friendly, but it costs a little.

In fact, people’s discovery of the whip ring was not in the current residential areas and parks, but as early as the Qing Dynasty, and it was clearly understood and applied to the imperial court. This is the static whip.

The Journey to the West’s tenth reply: "The static whip rings three times, and the clothes are crowned." Whip a few times at the early court to show silence, and the princes in purple robes should tidy up their clothes and pay homage to the emperor.

In the TV series "Yongzheng Dynasty", there is a scene in which a eunuch throws a whip in front of the Ganqing Palace, and the penetrating whip sounds around the splendid palace.

Not all weapons can send out the penetrating power of whips, which is the attraction of whipping.

As early as one hundred years ago, curious people looked for the principle of whip sound:

When the whip-wielding hand suddenly stops, according to the law of conservation of energy in high school textbooks, the kinetic energy of the whip still exists, and it will be transmitted from the place where it is held to the tip of the whip, and the speed will be from slow to extremely fast because the mass is smaller as the whip tip goes further.

When the speed of whip tip reaches the speed of sound, compressed air will be generated, resulting in sonic boom.

"pa!"

It is said that if you want to find the excitement of the same sonic boom, you can only go to see the supersonic plane.

Is that a whip? This is a supersonic plane!

Naturally, it is understandable why park grandfathers are so keen on Strafe.

Imagine that a loud bang rippled away in the park, and all the people within 50 meters of Fiona Fang were startled by the sound, and no one dared to approach within 10 meters, which was a sense of sight for a total annihilation. In this situation, no matter how weak people are, they can support themselves for three seconds.

As long as the uncle doesn’t meet another uncle who throws a whip.

No one has studied the difference between the dance style of the square dance aunt under the arch wall of Yaohan in Lujiazui and the dance style at the entrance of the supermarket in the fifth and sixth line town. Maybe the aunt doesn’t care at all.

But you can’t say that the grandfather who whips in the park is also indiscriminate.

Uncle have no martial ethics will definitely scold you. After all, they think they are all orthodox martial arts people.

With the spread of short videos, the major whipping sects ignited a spark on the earth and blossomed everywhere.

At this time, anyone who said that Chinese had no imagination and creativity should slap his mouth with guilt when he saw the name of the whip school.

Whip is an unexpected and small branch of China’s cold weapons, but this branch is now thriving in China Park-

Yang Dequan, an old comrade in Dalian, created a "free and unfettered whip" on the basis of traditional whipping methods such as Tongbei Whip, Luohan Whip, Four-door Eight-step Whip, Competition Whip and Plum Blossom Whip.

Mei Chaofeng’s "dragon whip method" has also been made superb by young people in Hunan.

△ Even the young man began to practice whipping | Source: Nice video

In addition, there is a "whip that kills and chases souls."

Shangjunjun thought it was a sect that was pulled out by hard work, but later I found out that I was wrong. The master wrote a two-thousand-word essay introduction: impermanence has two meanings. First, it is fast, changeable and unpredictable; Second, this whip is cruel and spicy, and gangsters will see impermanence when they meet, so it is called killing.

Yes, not only killing people, but also chasing souls.

In Shaanxi, in the intangible story of Huayin in Shaanxi, "Huashan Whipping" was named the third batch of intangible cultural heritage list in huayin city in 2015.

When the whip came to Shanxi, it was natural to have something to do with Guan Gong who came out of Shanxi. No matter what weapon Guan Gong used, Guan Gong was going to speak for the whip in Shanxi at the moment-"Guan Gong’s dragon and phoenix whip".

Among all the whips, only the "unicorn whip", which came out from the northeast and evolved from the driving whip often used by horse racing teams in the last century, temporarily broke through the group in regional parks and was loved by grandfathers in other regions.

In a word, at one time, whip martial arts blossomed more on the land of China.

At present, the popular whip on the market is mainly composed of three parts: stainless steel chain+woolen hemp whip+woolen strip. It is said that there are also special training courses on the market to teach technical whipping, just to let the grandfathers "be king with one fling" in the park.

Of course, the flourishing scene everywhere is like the three thousand beauties in the harem, which is all loves to outsiders who have nothing to do with themselves, but the three thousand beauties who are insiders can’t avoid embarking on the road of competing for beauty, and the involution must be rolled.

It is difficult to accommodate two tigers in one mountain, and two whip kings are not allowed in a park.

This is the best time and the worst time for whipping.

Fortunately, the park is their martial arts training room, and the Internet is their megaphone. Therefore, the whip kings are glaring in the camera, and they are always excited, hehehehehehe, looking for families for the growth of the sect.

"Thank you for your praise, and thank you for your attention."

But this is also the worst time. If we say that there is no clear standard for the flower work of unicorn whip, but when it comes to heavy whip, the standard is clearly visible: the weight of whip determines the level of whip king.

In 2013, Xi Chengyi made a blockbuster by waving Strafe, which weighed 50 Jin, and was named "China Whip King".

Today, short videos speed up the flow of information, and anyone who calls himself "China Whip King" will have a thorough display of the dialogue from a distance and break heads with each other.

The internet has forced the whip kings to roll.

Once the "China Whip King", it also continued to overweight. In five years, the whip gained seven times and began to challenge the 412 kg whip.

Today, iron whip, who weighs 365 Jin and is 36 meters long, only dares to call himself "King of Yuzhou Whip". No one knows how old Yuzhou is, so it is no longer harsh.

Strafe, an elder brother in Henan, waving a 200-pound Strafe, can only wander around the temple fair in henan village, wearing three village medals.

The results are not easy to get, and the cost is becoming more and more amazing.

Guo Ge of Qingdao has increased from a few kilograms of iron whip to 45 kilograms now. He owns nine iron whip, and it has cost tens of thousands of yuan to modify and customize.

What’s more, this 412-pound steel dragon whip seems to have real money to be the king of whip.

It suddenly occurred to me that the pride of the old master, "Desperate for the soul and impermanent whip": Friend, when you throw out a set of whipping methods, it is the end of gangsters!

But what Lao shifu didn’t expect was that the glory of martial arts in the past would eventually face another dilemma of real civilization:

Doing chivalrous deeds and throwing out a set of whipping methods is noisy and polluting.

The sonic boom produced by whipping is more than twice the standard value of noise, which is easy to cause hearing loss and can lead to tinnitus in children.

The chicken thief said happily that this can be used as a reference for the whip king. Iron whip, which has not been complained by 100 residents, has the nerve to be called "King of Whips"?

Naturally, this method is indispensable for neighbors to complain at home. Old comrades play their wit behind the ears and sincerely ask: What Strafe? Throw steel. What? What whip?

Guo Ge, who has nine whips, told Qingdao Morning Post that he had been driving a carriage and ox cart for eight years when he was in the Inner Mongolia Construction Corps. At that time, the whip was very slippery, and after returning to Qingdao, he did not adapt and suffered from depression.

However, the residents of the community have been screaming for a long time.

Perhaps when we saw this tweet, some residents had pressed the 12319 noise complaint phone to complain about the whip kings.

The gentleman here strongly suggests, grandfathers, please don’t base your support on disturbing others’ spring dreams. After all, whose "pa-pa-pa" is not worth cherishing.

Author | Bit Bright

Original title: "Is the whip really the last aphrodisiac of Grandpa Park? 》

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